By Nora Soriño
ILIGAN City ― “There’s some math in these vaccines that are being jabbed on us these pandemic days,” said my friend Fely. She had come to the office to inquire about publications, after which we engaged in talks about what is happening during these times.
“You mean ‘myth,’” I said and spelled it for emphasis.
“No, I really mean math ―as in numbers,” she stressed. I didn’t know if she was joking or not.
“I don’t get it,” I said.
“Example, this number two. As in two years from vaccination, you either die or become a zombie.”
I couldn’t help laughing. How many times have I heard that one? I even heard somebody asking on-air a Dr. Al who has a program on the radio about health. The listener asked if it was true about dying after two years from vaccination. Dr. Al had then answered he couldn’t give some specific answer as it was the vaccinee himself who can see if after two years he’d die. I bet the doc was kidding!
“But the number that concerns many is that triple six ― as in 666. You get it when one gets vaccinated ― and you know whose number it is.” I couldn’t tell if my friend was serious or not, although she smiled that lopsided smile of hers.
“There’s even that story about ‘microchips.’ You should have heard that one too,
I said: “These are all unbelievable!”
“Probably,” Fely admitted. “But what concerns me is this number eight.”
“What do ya mean?”
“I mean that if you got these two jabs already in your arms, you only have eight months of immunity from this darn Covid. So you need another one called mister booster!”
“Oh,” I said. “Pity our poor arms,” I said with mocked pain.
“And speaking about body parts where there is now some test for Covid which is called saliva test, I heard that there would be another one called ‘anal test!’”
This time the two of us couldn’t help laughing.
“But seriously,” my friend said. “We can’t do the math on these pharmaceuticals. They’re raking enormous profits on these vaccines. And recurring profits, that is the thinking of some analysts. Because of the vaccines that they have to keep on supplying every time, you know what is happening to Israel now? They’re among the first countries to get a high percentage of people there being vaccinated. For a time, they did have the slowest infections. But lately, reports say that their Covid infections there are surging like crazy. So, they need to again to, vaccinate, oh my god…”
That’s quite disturbing, I thought. And then I remembered a message suddenly popping up on FB, from some friend: “The supposed civilized word is using a sledgehammer to swat a mosquito or mosquitoes. Covid can easily be handled by sustained ‘tuob,’ by VCO, or by ivermectin. But most authorities summarily dismiss them as not proven safe and or ineffective. They want vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. In the next two years or so, people might wake up to find that the cure is far worse than the disease…sign of the times.”
That got the two of us into some deep thinking making us speechless for the next few minutes.
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